For those of you born yesterday, welcome to the world! The first thing you should know is this: I have dope advertising skillz. (The second thing you should know is that the best time to pee is when your diaper is being changed and you can squirt freely.)
For those of you who work in advertising, gather everybody together in your biggest conference room and watch this bad boy on the big screen. Then take the rest of the day off to contemplate the meaning of life and where you fit in.
Selling things is simple, folks. Draw the audience in, captivate them with mystery, use weapons whenever possible, and never let them forget that you’re naked under all of those clothes. (I’ll stop there…I fear I’ve said too much already). Roll the clip…
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- to see past ads I’ve done, click here…to see future ads, buy a flux capacitor.
- let me know what you want me to sell in future ads in the comments.
Holding volcanoes accountable? I like the cut of your, erm, Jif, sir.
I’ll be here all week.
I love your tactics. Every question you asked I answered with an emphatic YES! until I had no choice but to do the same with JIF. They say advertising doesn’t work, but how else could you explain the fact that I’m in my car on the way to the grocery store to buy seven jars of peanut butter?
in a related story, JIF stock is up 20% today. I win.
I was afraid your posing would suffer in the new kitchen. Glad I was wrong–dead wrong.
Happy to not disappoint. Truth is, I have more posing options now. Things are just getting interesting.
Um, now you just sold me on your new posing potential. Could you dial back the advertising prowess? I still don’t know what I’m going to do with all this peanut butter…
you scared me there with your weapons of mass destruction…
anyway you definitely need some type of award for your awesome posing techniques…cowabunga dude!
In all seriousness, I want some peanut butter now. No joke.
So glad you did Jif, as it’s the only legitimate peanut butter out there.
How about a commercial for some sort of I-gadget?
Someday I’d like to see the director’s cut version of some of these ads with split screen simultaneous feeds of your ad next to Erica and/or your kids laughing at you.
And you’re right; those outlets do need to change. I really thought Obama was going to do something about that. Maybe you can do a political ad?