For those of you born yesterday, welcome to the world! The first thing you should know is this: I have dope advertising skillz. (The second thing you should know is that the best time to pee is when your diaper is being changed and you can squirt freely.)
For those of you who work in advertising, gather everybody together in your biggest conference room and watch this bad boy on the big screen. Then take the rest of the day off to contemplate the meaning of life and where you fit in.
Selling things is simple, folks. Draw the audience in, captivate them with mystery, use weapons whenever possible, and never let them forget that you’re naked under all of those clothes. (I’ll stop there…I fear I’ve said too much already). Roll the clip…
- if you can’t see the video in your feed reader, click here
- to see past ads I’ve done, click here…to see future ads, buy a flux capacitor.
- let me know what you want me to sell in future ads in the comments.