As Clean As a Whistle

From Actually, Clams Are Miserable

For more cliché deconstruction, pick up your own copy of the book that’s been called “laugh out loud funny” (one of my good reviews) and “like reading the rantings of a 5-year old” (one of my not-so-good reviews).

Your bathroom desperately needs this book.

Available at Amazon in paperback ($9.23) and for Kindle ($4.99).

  • Ricky Anderson

    “I have a bone to pick with you.”

    Actually, I’m going to just let you do that on your own.

  • http://www.theisleofman.net/ Kevin Haggerty

    I loved this book. I’m going to give away a free copy on my blog tomorrow. That is all. God bless you. God bless us all. God bless America.