21 More Things I Couldn’t Care Less About

Like you, I try to be a compassionate guy…I really do. But if I’m honest, there are just some things I cannot muster even an ounce of care about.

Yup, it’s time for another edition of…

21 Things I Couldn’t Care Less About

1. The latest SportsNation poll on ESPN.

2. What type of hops you use to make your beer.

3. Whether Beyoncé sang the National Anthem outside on Monday or in a studio last Thursday.

4. Your latest political rant on Facebook.

5. The dew point.

6. What Instagram wants to do with my latest sunset picture.

7. How many box tops are on your cereal box.

8. The Pro Bowl.

9. Why your cell phone is vastly superior to mine.

10. How they’re going to resolve the conflict on tonight’s Austin & Ally.

11. Anything involving E*Trade

12. Your cat.

13. This week’s matchup on Monday Night Raw.

14. How much horsepower your pickup has.

15. Your negative opinion about a book you haven’t read.

16. Anything sold from a mall kiosk.

17. Your high score on Temple Run.

18. Which company adopted that stretch of highway between Exit 42 and 43.

19. The Sunday paper classifieds.

20. Who wore Vera Wang at the Globes.

21. Kim Kardashian’s womb.

What about you?

What’s something you couldn’t care less about?

For past editions: Things I Couldn’t Care Less About.

16 thoughts on “21 More Things I Couldn’t Care Less About”

  1. “How they’re going to resolve the conflict on tonight’s Austin & Ally.” And here I thought I was the only adult who had to watch that show.

    For me it would be what song you’re listening to on Spotify or anything else that I see on Facebook.

  2. 1) What you ate for dinner, breakfast, or any meal in between.
    2) What anybody ate at the Inaugural Ball.
    3) Pleats and whether or not they are “in.”
    4) That cute thing your kid said to your other kid.

    1. wow, Debsie is dropping the hammer on the food and sibling updates!!!

      I might take issue with #3, but that is because I have a pleat allergy that doctors have not yet found a cure for.

  3. Anything on Bravo and Styrofoam. I mean come on, enough already Styrofoam is not as good as many would have you believe. Sure it is a great insulator of cold beverages. Not sure it works for hot or warm beverages, but it only comes in one color and it makes a horrible noise when you chew it. That’s why I wrap my Styrofoam in a tinfoil ball before I chew it. Also, I don’t like Bravo.

  4. But what if the Monday Night Raw match up features, I don’t know, a tag team involving two mega-stars (C.M. Punk and John Cena, for example), paired respectively with Austin OR Ally, to settle the conflict on this week’s show, with Kim Kardashian and Beyonce ringside, wearing Vera Wang?

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