Like you, I try to be a compassionate guy…I really do. But if I’m honest, there are just some things I cannot muster even an ounce of care about.
Yup, it’s time for another edition of…
21 Things I Couldn’t Care Less About
1. The latest SportsNation poll on ESPN.
2. What type of hops you use to make your beer.
3. Whether Beyoncé sang the National Anthem outside on Monday or in a studio last Thursday.
4. Your latest political rant on Facebook.
5. The dew point.
6. What Instagram wants to do with my latest sunset picture.
7. How many box tops are on your cereal box.
8. The Pro Bowl.
9. Why your cell phone is vastly superior to mine.
10. How they’re going to resolve the conflict on tonight’s Austin & Ally.
11. Anything involving E*Trade
12. Your cat.
13. This week’s matchup on Monday Night Raw.
14. How much horsepower your pickup has.
15. Your negative opinion about a book you haven’t read.
16. Anything sold from a mall kiosk.
17. Your high score on Temple Run.
18. Which company adopted that stretch of highway between Exit 42 and 43.
19. The Sunday paper classifieds.
20. Who wore Vera Wang at the Globes.
21. Kim Kardashian’s womb.
For past editions: Things I Couldn’t Care Less About.