10 More Sentences No One Has Ever Said

by Bryan on June 14, 2012 in Humor with 12 Comments

With the NBA Finals in full swing, let’s do an all-NBA edition

10 More Sentences No One Has Ever Said: NBA Edition

1. Nothing exceeds expectations year after year like the slam dunk contest.

2. Excuse me waiter, can I get a little bit more of Stan Van Gundy’s mustache in my Caesar salad please?

3. Chris Bosh in no way resembles an alien.

4. Coming up on SportsCenter, the Top 10 Charges of the Year!

5. It bothers me that they’re not showing as many WNBA commericals during the Finals this year.

6. The last 3 minutes of that close game just flew by, didn’t it?

7. I wish the NBA would have adopted some of the progressive rule changes proposed by MTV’s Rock and Jock basketball games of the 1990s. The 10-point shot is a no-brainer.

8. Wow, great point, Shaq.

9. The only regret I have about my wedding is that we weren’t able to get David Stern to marry us.

10. …and the Charlotte Bobcats are back to back champions of the NBA!

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Okay, your turn.

Give us an NBA-related sentence no one has ever said before.

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  • http://erniereppe.com Ernie

    “Juwan Howard has a sweeter jumper than Ray Allen. Period.”

  • http://samdavidson.net Sam Davidson

    I disagree about #7. If there were a 10-point shot, I might actually watch the NBA.

    #8 is truer than true. Well put.

  • ClintM

    I wish Lebron would extend his pre-game ritual an additional 7 minutes.

  • http://thebeardedidealist.com Stephen Haggerty

    I really felt bad for Lebron as I watched him and the Heat get owned in game 1 of the finals. He just has so much class…

  • http://www.jonathanmalm.com Jonathan Malm

    Follow me here. Chris Bosh. He looks like Voldemort. Seriously. Check it out.

  • http://recreationalwordslinger.wordpress.com/ Tessa

    Haha, the Chris Bosh comments are hilarious! He does in fact look like both an alien and Voldemort.

    Here’s mine:

    Man, that Durant kid is short.

  • http://www.theisleofman.net Kevin Haggerty

    - Erik Spoelstra is a seriously underrated coach.
    - I wish Craig Sager would teach me how to dress.
    - Tracy McGrady has far exceeded all the expectations we had for him, coming out of High School.
    - His cousin, Vince Carter, has done the same.
    - I appreciate how gracious Dwyane Wade is after the refs call him for a foul. He’s so agreeable.

  • http://jenniferluitwieler.com Jennifer

    Could someonne please polish Jeff Van Gundy’s dome? Just not shiny enough. (And for real, Thunder Up, homies.)

  • Lauren

    Russell Westbrook does not look like Littlefoot from Land Before Time.

  • Louis

    - …and not a single person mistook James Harden for being a homeless man today.

    - Dirk Nowitski on the fast break…

    - I want to send my kid to Chris “Birdman” Anderson’s basketball camp this summer.

    - I’m goin’ for the “Kendrick Perkins look”.

    - I was really touched by what Charles Barkley said….

    - Hey Lebron…nice form on that last free throw.

    - Personally, I don’t see the resemblance between Pau Gasol and a llama.

  • Sarah

    Man, those Duke players sure are successful in the NBA.

    • http://larryshallenberger.com Larry Shallenberger

      And we have a winner!

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