What’s Your Number?

by Bryan on June 12, 2012 in Readers with 38 Comments

Time for another installment of this numerical version of reader questions.

Each question has a number for an answer. Feel free to expound as much or as little as you like in the comments.

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Your average commute time to work (or school) in minutes (it’s zero if you work at home or are at home with your kids)

x (multiplied by)

The number of products you use in your hair most days

- (minus)

The day of the month you were born on (1 to 31)

= Your answer.

Do the math. What’s Your Number?

Tagged:
  • Bryan

    I’m 50 minutes x 1 product (L’Oreal strong hold gel) – 28 = 22

  • Howard

    45 minutes x 0 – 24= -24

    Math is hard.

  • http://marvkelly.wordpress.com/ Martin

    Mine’s -21. 20 minute commute x 0 products (not enough hair to warrant it!) – 21.

  • http://missionallendale.wordpress.com/ Joey Espinosa

    8 minutes (have to leave soon) x 0 – 6 = -6

  • Andy Stokes

    -15=0×1-15

  • Kim S.

    30 x 2 – 2 = 58

  • http://tylerstanton.com Tyler

    0 x ONE! – 9 = -9

  • http://www.joerob.com Joseph

    20 x 0 – 1 = -1

  • http://jonstolpe.com Jon Stolpe

    Does shampoo count as a product? If so, 30 x 2 – 8 = 52. If not, 30 x 1 – 8 = 22.

  • http://randomlychad.com Chad Jones

    Okay, I’ll play:

    30 x 1 – 30 = 0

    (That second “30″ brought to you by the “I was born six weeks prematurely” dept.)

  • Rachel

    30 X 2 – 7 = 53

  • http://nateaton.com Nate Eaton

    Until Saturday:
    5 x 3 – 18 = -3
    (I count Shampoo, Conditioner, and Garnier Fructis hair wax)

    After Saturday (we’re moving):
    35 x 3 – 18 = 87

  • http://www.saintdepraved.com Simon L Smith

    0 x 1 – 5 = -5

  • Jody Ferrell

    15 x 0 – 1 = -1

    I keep my hair short enough that products aren’t needed.

  • Alex

    1 X 1 – 7 = -6

    Is it weird that I miss having a long morning commute? Just don’t get enough sports talk radio with a job right down the road from my apartment…

  • http://shawnsmucker.com Shawn Smucker

    0 X 0 – 20 = -20

  • http://www.lifebeforethebucket.com Adrian W.

    -31 – my wife is the breadwinner in the family. =)

  • http://deuceology.wordpress.com LarryTheDeuce

    27 x 0 -19 = -19

  • http://www.jessiwhitt.wordpress.com Jessi

    0 X 1 – 24 = -23

  • http://robsorbo.com Rob

    25 x 0 – 19 = -19

  • http://recreationalwordslinger.wordpress.com/ Tessa

    0 x 0 – 13= -13

  • Bill B

    35 x 4 -18 = 144 Hey, does that put me in the lead?

  • http://anotherjoy.wordpress.com/ Alicia

    35 x 1 – 29 = 6

  • http://www.esauproject.com Julie

    20 x 1 – 12 =8

  • http://www.twitter.com/Auntymelly007 Melanie E

    10 X 0 – 30 = -20 I’m a firm believer that you should never live 10 minutes away from your job. Commuting sucks.

  • http://culturalsavage.com Aaron

    30×1-30=0 Like most things in life, I’m just a wash. ;)

  • http://jagausta.wordpress.com Jason

    20 x 1 – 9 = 11

    Snake eyes!…kind of.

  • http://daughtersheart.wordpress.com AymieJoi

    20 x 2 – 10 = platypus.

    I don’t like math.

  • http://www.chrystalmurphy.com Chrystal

    0 x 0 – 7 = -7

    • http://www.chrystalmurphy.com Chrystal

      WAIT! I was born on the third day. not the seventh. It’s the 7th month. Oops. Also I’m about to turn 30 if anyone wants to send me a present. :)

      So I guess its actually 0 x 0 – 3 = -3

      I’m stupid.

  • Jon Hansen

    9 x 1 – 21 = 12

  • MarySue

    5 x 2 (mousse, hairspray) – 9 = 1

    • MarySue

      Hey, I’m #1 at something!! Suwheet!!

  • http://www.jmlalonde.com Joseph Lalonde

    -16

  • http://www.jonstallings.com Jon S.

    50 x 1 -14 = 36

  • http://gplus.to/mystree Tsholo

    120 x 1 – 4 = 116

    Yes, I travel 2 hours to work…yes, each way.

  • Melinda

    50 x 1 -1=49 (no speeding and forgot the styling gel)
    40 x 2-1=79 (speeding and using the gel)

  • http://www.whatupgoingon.com Greg

    12 x 1 – 16 = -4.

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