as always, these are real pics of real Amish-folk taken with my real iPhone…
What can we learn about the Amish from this picture?
1. They drink Wawa coffee.
2. They read the newspaper.
3. When photographed in a Wawa, it looks like they are trying to steal coffee.
A few weeks ago I stopped by the local township building to pick up some keys.
As I approached the door, a chicken (hen? rooster?) crossed my path.
I figure this means 1 of 3 things. Either…
1) I will have bad luck for 3 years
2) Someone’s been sneaking acid tabs in my eyelids when I wasn’t looking
3) I live in the middle of nowhere
While the Amish have eschewed advances in transportation and technology,
they have fully embraced advances in volleyball equipment.
That’s a high quality net right there.
The ball? Who knows.
It’s either an expensive Spalding or it’s made out of a horse’s bladder.
She’s all rainbows and ponytails now,
but give her 70 years and she’ll be one of us.
Oh yes, she’ll be one of us.
Let’s play Where’s Waldo. Can you find…
+ The trash can that resembles how my softball team has played like garbage this year?
+ the Amish dude watching my softball game?
+ His horse?
Okay, now it’s your turn.