I recently realized I was born to be in advertising. It’s only a matter of time before every major ad firm is begging me to join their staff and every major company is on my doorstep asking me to hock their wares.
Please don’t be alarmed by the sheer genius and awe-inducing power of what you’re about to see. And please don’t try to donate money to me for sharing these…I’ll be dropping these on you pro bono every week until I get hired to do this full time. It shouldn’t take long…
(to help you cope with the daylight savings time adjustment, here’s 2 new editions)
and if you can’t see these in your reader, click here.
If you’re an ad agency and you want some of this, it’s bryanallain-at-gmail.com.
If you’re a company with a product to sell, ditto.
I’m changing the game…we are all witnesses.
ps…I skipped over edition #003 because that one deserves it’s own post next week.
I have an acquaintance (whose identity will remain anonymous for the time being) who cleared their sinuses by holding a shop-vac up against their nose and closing their mouth.
Due to the amount of bleeding this caused, as well as an uvula which was barely retrievable, this is not a recommended way to clear the nasal passage.
LOVE the tagline at the end of #4!
had to employ some of my native massachusetts’ accent on that one.
The crab-walk pose (Afrin) was the best! You need random props for the next set.
random props and poses are employed more generously in the next set. It’s all about finding out what works and making it more amazing. and it is amazing.
Respect the freaking foil pouch. Hilarious!
Liquid Gold. Nice.
What’s with the gutted room though? It’s like Lost: I want to know how it got that way and who gutted it and where are the cheesey poofs and which way is the beach and what happened to Vincent and…
T shirts should be made that say “Respect the freakin foil pouch”
I gave my daughter a Capri Sun the other day and it made my thirsty. Now you just made me thirsty again. I expect to see our golf cart to be well stocked when we hit the links next month.
We ARE hitting the links next month, right. You see how nice it is outside today?