61 Free Fantasy Football Names

Looking for a new team name for your fantasy team? I’m here to help.

YOU CAN NAME YOUR TEAM AFTER AN NFL PENALTY:

1. The Encrotchment

2. Facemasking Tape

3. Crawling into the Kicker

4. Friend Zone Infraction

5. Illegal Mammal Downfield

6. Karate Chop Block Party

7. Roughing Daniel Laruso

8. Unneccessary Smoothness

9. Delay of Lame

10. Illegal Motion Sickness

YOU CAN ALSO NAME YOUR TEAM AFTER A COMMON RUNNING PLAY:

11. Toss Cookies Right

12. Supermarket Sweep Left

13. QB Sneak, NSA Sneakier

YOU CAN ALWAYS MESS AROUND WITH PLAYER NAMES TO COME UP WITH SOME GOOD VARIATIONS:

14. Doug Martin Grammatica

15. Tom Brady James Jones

16. Jerod Miracle Whip

17. Lindsey Vonn Miller

18. Quintin Mikell Dukakis

19. Jamarcus Russell Brand

OR MAYBE YOU WANT A NAME OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS:

20. Give Me Back My Rib

21. Bathroom of the Ark

22. Jonah and the Vomit Riders

23. The Unpardonable Win

24. Samson Mullet

25. No One Reads Philemon

26. The Propitiation

27. Gomorrah Forecast

28. Your Mother is Rahab

LIKE TRASH TALK? PUT IT RIGHT INTO YOUR TEAM NAME:

29. Your Roster Makes Me Laugh

30. The 72 Dolphins of This Freaking League

31. My Bench > Your Starters

32. The Best

WANT TO SEEM SMART? HOW ABOUT SOME LITERARY REFERENCES:

33. 50 Shades of Dominance

34. A Prayer for Owen Daniels

35. The Purpose Driven Field Goal

36. Crime and Penalty Flags

WHILE WE’RE HERE, HOW ABOUT A MOVIE REFERENCE:

37. Django Unblocked

WHAT’S THAT, YOU WANT MORE BIBLICAL NAMES? HERE YOU GO:

38. The Abomination of Desolation

39. Egyptian Frog Casserole

40. The Thessalonian Lispers

41. Smells Like Lazarus

42. The Fake Hairy Jacobs

43. Disciple This

44. Fierce Nile Blood Squad

45. Job Had It Coming

46. Shears of Delilah

47. Coaching Staff of Aaron

48. Edgerrin James 4:3 Defense

49. 12 Disciples on the Field

50. Roughing the Passover

51. Manger Danger

HOW ABOUT NEW NAMES FOR 2014:

52. Matty Ice Bucket Challenge

53. Twerking the Kicker

54. The Ariana Grande Mal Seizures

55. John Clayton Kershaw

56. Jadeveon Clown Car

57. Gronk Ow That Hurts I’m Injured

58. The Alright Alright Alrights

59. The Julian Endermans

60. Mike Pettine Zoo

61. The Adele Dazeems

Feel free to use any of those, or come up with something better if any of them inspired you.

Best of luck this year unless you’re in a league with me!