My New Book is Coming Soon!

I’m approaching the end of my fourth week working out of my basement as a self-employed mammal, and so far so great.

Folks have been asking what I’ve been working on, and the answer is “everything.” I’ve been putting way more time into the Killer Tribes Blogger Community, I’ve been working on the coming relaunch of the KillerTribes.com website, and I’ve been working on putting out my next book.

“What book,” you ask? This book.

It’s called Actually, Clams Are Miserable and it’s almost ready for prime time. In fact, here’s a little sneak peak of it.

Yes, it’s a collection of all the best Cliché Thursday posts I used to run here on the blog.

Yes, there are a few new ones thrown in.

Yes, I went through all of the old ones and tried to make them 42% funnier.

Yes, there are pictures in the book (thanks to Wes).

Yes, there are a couple of LOST references in it.

Yes, it will be available digitally and as a paperback.

No, I don’t have a release date yet. (Sometime next month.)

Yes, I would love your help promoting it when the time is right.

I’ll be sharing more details soon but I can’t wait for you all to read this book! (Unless of course you don’t want to, in which case we can’t be friends anymore.)

  • Scott McClellan

    Can’t wait. (That Wes is a talented guy — great choice!)

    • Bryan

      agreed. that’s why i have him chained up in my hot water closet creating art for my projects now. so much easier than paying him.

      • http://www.insertimg.com Wes Molebash

        Hey. I’m hungry down here. Can I get some more bread?

  • http://iamlazarus2010.blogspot.com/ Lazarus

    Looking forward to it.

    • Bryan

      arise, go forth, and read, Lazarus!

      • http://iamlazarus2010.blogspot.com/ Lazarus

        uuuhhhhh. o.k.

  • http://dustn.tv Dustin W. Stout

    Woot! I can’t wait to read it!

    • Bryan

      and it can’t wait to be read by you!

  • http://www.cheaplovebook.com Carrie Starr

    This is awesome! So excited for you. And excited for me- because I just crossed off about 12 names on my Christmas list. They’re all getting this book.

  • http://claywrites.com Clay Morgan

    Yes, I can’t wait to read it.

  • http://recreationalwordslinger.wordpress.com Tessa

    I am looking forward to reading this…love the title and cover design!

  • http://jonstolpe.com Jon Stolpe

    Can’t wait!

  • http://thedailyretort.com Tor Constantino, MBA (@torcon)

    On the 42% funnier conversion table – would that still hold true for my European friends on the metric system and East Asian buddies who still use counting rods?

  • http://www.somewiseguy.com/2012/04/little-league-bat/ ThatGuyKC

    Very cool and congrats. Looking forward to reading it.

  • http://www.brendaleefree.com Brenda Boitson

    Happy to read a digital PDF/Nook version of it for you, but can’t promise a timeline – hopefully in the next month I can review it. You can email me at brendaboitson at gmail dot com