I was going through pictures from the 2012 Killer Tribes Conference and came across this beauty.
I think you know what to do.
Caption Please!
Who thinks Tripp looks like Rick Santorum in that sweater vest, please raise your hand!
“Raise your hand if you feel uncomfortable with Tripp standing over there?”
Killer Tribes: Where it’s at! We got two hand raisers and some microphones.
In a subtle rebellion against not being allowed to blow bubbles in his milk as a kid, Tripp refused to acknowledge his own mother in the crowd.
All those in favor of banning Tripp Crosby from the 2013 Killer Tribes Conference raise your hand and say, “I”.
Tripp: “I’m giving you 3 minutes of uninterrupted eye contact Mr. Photographer. Yes you.”
Raise your hand if you’ve been “Jesus Juked” by Jon Acuff.
“Raise your hand if you’ve actually written a blog post in the last 6 months!”
(I’m lookin at YOU, Tripp…)
Tripp hesitates as Jon Acuff asks for volunteers to clean the Killer Tribes 2012 bathrooms.
“AND…The Loser in the ‘Quick-Draw High Five Contest of the Ages’….Tripp!!!”
Raise your hand if you think sweater-vests are lame.
Tripp refuses to learn the killer wave
Tripp be trippin’.
Who wants to see Bryan make his “Joaquin Phoenix” face? Not Tripp.
Raise your hand if you had six Chalupas for lunch.
Everybody who didn’t eat Captain D’s raise your hand.
Who wants Krispy Kremes?
Raise your hand if you got the message on no sweater vests.
“If I don’t raise my hand, no one will see my pit stains.”
OK everyone, it’s time for recess… who’s up for a game of Red Rover?
raise your hand if you think twitter is lame
Bryan Allain has written for RELEVANT, Stuff Christians Like, COLLIDE Magazine, and The Daily Beast. A blogger for over 10 years, he helps bloggers, artists, & small businesses build their tribes at Killer Tribes. Click here for more about Bryan