It’s always perplexed me how we try to convince young children that all animals are cute and cuddly with the cartoons, the coloring book illustrations, and the stuffed animals.
I’m not buying it. Never have.
In fact, this is what I envision bears talking about when humans aren’t around.
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This may, in fact, be the funniest thing I see on the Interwebz today.
Awesome. I love the way the computer voice speeds through a line like “maim and consume.” Makes it that much funnier.
agreed. if they remade famous movies with computer animation and voices, i’d be all over it.
now that i think about it…that sounds like a dang good blog idea.
The fact that you were able to get Steven Hawking to do the voice over for “buttercup” made this even better.
You know how you can differentiate between bear sign and, say, elk sign? The bear sign will smell like bear spray repellant and will contain bear repelling bells.
That was ha-larious.
thanks Rob!
This was hilarious. I can’t wait to show my husband.
Yup, still funny a day (and no less than 5 watches) later.
The way the inflection is off, makes it all the more hilarious. You have excellent writing skills, Brian. Remember your little blog followers when you start writing for Conan or Letterman!!
PS – defecate must be your word for the week, huh? (I just listened to your soccer movie too!)
That was awesome Brian!!!! Thanks for the bright moment in my day!
HAHAHAHA! I want to have a little child sleeping in my tummy?!
You need help and I hope you never get it so that you can keep saying things like that.