Books I Didn’t Write is a recurring gag here at the blog. I take a random picture, come up with a title, and then write up a fake review.
Yes, it is as dumb as it sounds.
Is She Pregnant…Or is that a Beer Belly?
by Bryan Allain
Publisher: Gestation Fermentation Press
Order Status: Due in 9 Months
For Fans of: Budweiser, diapers, Miller Lite, infants, Coors, swaddling, Heineken, breastfeeding, Guinness, teething rings, Michelob, sonograms, Yuengling, epidurals, Molson, and twins.
Summary:What’s in that girl’s belly? Is it an 8-month old fetus or a whole lot of Amstel Light? In this visually stunning masterpiece, author/photographer Bryan Allain provides 125 pictures of round female guts for which you must answer the question: Is she pregnant…or is that a beer belly? (answer key provided in the back of the book.)
What People Are Saying:
“It’s Where’s Waldo minus the head-splitting migraine!”
“The Party Book of the Decade.”
“Kinda gross, actually.”
“As a fan of NASCAR, I’ve got to be honest about Pregnant or Beer Belly…it’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.”
Awards: Best Use of Navels – Midriff Magazine’s 2006 Media Awards
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