Time for another edition of Living with the Amish (you can see the previous 13 editions here).
As always, there are actual pictures taken from my actual phone. As far as I know, no souls were captured during the taking of these photos.
Before we get into the jokes, let’s get serious for a minute.
You see this?
If you ever visit Amish Country this is called DO NOT PASS.
There is a probably a car coming the other way. It will not turn out well.
This is the Amish version of the station wagon.
Kind of like a convertible K-Car that only goes 12 miles an hour.
With an engine that drops huge turds on the road.
That may or may not be my house.
and that may or may not be my horse and buggy.
And if that horse would have crapped on my road, I may or may not have made glue out of him.
This Amish dude is totally busted.
Rubber tires, loud gas-powered engine, and technology out the wazoo.
Funny thing is, I still had to pass him because he was going 12 MPH.
I’m still having nightmares about this Amish couple.
Let’s move on.
It’s not often you see a white horse pulling an Amish buggy.
And it’s really not often you look in your rear view and see that the horse in now purple.
Now that’s a horse of a different color.
Only in Lancaster County.
okay, you know what?
that Amish couple is still freaking me out.
I’ve already got a movie in my head that they’re gonna star in…
wait, that’s still not scary enough.
I can do better.
sounds about right.
(though I’d love to hear more suggestions if you got ’em.)