Reader Fill in the Blank

Alright readers, time to get to know each other a little better…if you dare.

5 Questions, and the only rule is you have to be honest (or funny).

1. If I could do anything else for a living and make the $$ I make now I would be __________.

2. If I could remove one tv channel from existence it would be ________.

3. If I had to move more than 500 miles away, I’d move to _________ because _________.

4. When I think of Wal-Mart I think of ___________.

5. The one place on earth I’d like to visit before I die is __________.

I’ll go first in the comments…

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  • http://bryanallain.com/ Bryan Allain

    1. writing. (in a close second would be professional cheez-it taster)

    2. Lifetime Movie Network. I mean, how many different ways can you make men look awful?

    3. Southern California. Nice weather, sports come on television earlier, and nice weather.

    4. cheap groceries.

    5. Paris, just because I know that’s what Erica would say and I am a good husband.

  • Kevin

    1. Cutting grass, it is so stress free, but only if I had all perfect days and a riding mower.
    2. Lifetime or Opera’s Channel. Mostly the same reason as Brian.
    3. Colorado, because I could have a house made entirely of cedar and it would “fit right in” and I would get a lot more use out of my snowmobile.
    4. Yuck, stay away from the Lancaster, Pa Wal-Mart after 9:00pm. It is a whole different world.
    5. Ireland, just because.

  • http://830eyes.wordpress.com Katie

    1. singing (unfortunately the world’s definition of what sounds good would have to change to make this work)

    2. Versus – I don’t even know what this channel is and it’s taking away vital space that could be use for another Lifetime channel.

    3. San Francisco because my sister lives there so I’d have at least one friend, and she could support me when my singing career dies.

    4. Somewhere I can go on Saturday morning before I’ve showered.

    5. Intercourse, PA during Heritage Days or maybe New Zealand – it’s a tough call.

  • Sean Murphy

    1.Writing (or maybe professional napper).
    2. I don’t really watch tv so this isn’t a big problem for me.
    3. Oregon because I like rain,grey skies,coffee and trees.
    4. A career change in my future. Yes, I manage one.
    5. Ireland, it’s green. I mean really green.

  • Patty

    1. Interior decorator. Because spending other peoples money would be fun.

    2. The Sci Fi Channel. Weirdest movies ever. Lifetime would have ranked right up there but Project Runway just moved there so it has to stay.

    3. Chicago. But only if I was an interior decorator, could spend all those peoples money and live in a cool lake front loft.

    4. Disgust. I can’t even go there.

    5. London, again, and maybe I would live there instead of number 3.

  • buddy watts

    1. Considering I am a part time courier at FedEx, this will be a tough one to answer. The way I see it, I could do just about anything and make more money…so…let’s see. I would be a Lead Pastor.

    2.Lifetime..girly movies, crying, tissues…need I say more.

    3.I have not lived within 500 miles of home since I got married. I am actually trying to get closer to home!

    4.Redneck Bingo

    5.Italy. My wife dreams of these and now so do I. Happy wife, Happy life.

  • jordan

    1. since i don’t have a job, i’ll say musician. lead guitarist baby.

    2. hmm, maybe the home shopping network. not because i don’t like it, in fact i love it. but if it didn’t exist then i wouldnt have to be embarrassed about liking it so much.

    3. hawaii, wait…since im actually moving there, how bout, london. id like to be a fancy gentlemen, that would be fun.

    4. thousands of locally owned shops going out of business.

    5. germany.

  • http://breakfasttiffany.blogspot.com DTDorrin

    1. Etsy shop owner–I’d sell stuff I make or design.
    2. Oxygen or WE–how many different ways can they come up with to make women look whiny, catty or just pathetic?
    3. Portland–I read too many blogs and websites based in Portland and they always make me want to move there and be a part of the city.
    4. Stress–the crowds, loud noises/music and merchandise crammed into every conceivable space stresses me out.
    5. London

  • http://mylifeinscribbles.com aaron

    1. trick question: i already make art, comics, and music for no money.
    2. tbn.
    3. never again! i’ve already moved from the bay area to atlanta, and then from atlanta to portland.
    4. cheap prices and a flexible return policy.
    5. italy.

  • http://www.scottgeorgesweenus.com than

    1. Forest Ranger.
    2. Logo. How long do I have to put up with shirtless guys making out as a consequence of channel surfing.
    3. I’d say SoCal, but i like having 4 seasons, or maybe that’s just what New Englanders tell themsleves so they don’t go crazy.
    4. Pray you get a Target near your walmart. walmarts make me gag. but so does talking about licking the insides of other peoples cheeks.
    5. The watch museum in Columbia, PA

  • Kevin

    I would also like to add LoGo to my list (thankx than)

  • http://katieskornerofun.blogspot.com Katie

    1. Running my own charity/ministry. (Or a professional lifeguard.)
    2. The NASCAR channel. No explanation needed.
    3. Hawaii, because there are an unfathomable amount of beaches and I love beaches and people would visit me more. Birmingham is not such a tourist destination.
    4. Mexicans, two lines open if you’re lucky and broken shopping carts.
    5. Australia, because it look just magical.

  • http://www.fothergillscraps.blogspot.com Kelly

    1. Stay a home mom.
    2. CMT
    3. I am not sure how far 500 miles would take me, but I would like to maybe go live in New England in a quaint little village or something.
    4.Necessity-only real store we have here.
    5. Africa- I would love to meet native musicians and jam out on drums with them-I am a elementary music teacher in my real job.

  • http://dewde.com dewde

    1. If I could do anything else for a living and make the $$ I make now I would be a …

    Voice actor or audiobook narrator.

    2. If I could remove one tv channel from existence it would be …

    Disney Channel.

    3. If I had to move more than 500 miles away, I’d move to …

    London.

    4. When I think of Wal-Mart I think of …

    30 cash registers, 1 cashier.

    5. The one place on earth I’d like to visit before I die is …

    Australia.

    peace | dewde

  • http://sarahruth23.blogspot.com Sarah

    1. Couch nap-ability testeer.

    2. Any channel which my channel guide tells me is showing something good but when I try to turn it on I don’t actually get it.

    3. Alaska because there’s lots of snow, no snakes, and the men outnumber the women something like 7 to 1 (although I’ve heard it said of the men in Alaska “The odds are good but the goods are odd”)

    4. Sugar-free Kool Aid singles

    5. Italy.

  • http://aaronshappyplace.blogspot.com/ Aaron

    1. If I could do anything else for a living and make the $$ I make now I would be exactly what I am now, on staff, leading worship at my church. Also, a video game tester would be pretty cool..

    2. If I could remove one tv channel from existence it would be TBN

    3. If I had to move more than 500 miles away, I’d move to Seattle, just for the fun of it. I like rain. I’ve never been, so I might change my mind once I got there.

    4. When I think of Wal-Mart I think of late-night trips just to hang out and buy junk food.

    5. The one place on earth I’d like to visit before I die is Paris, Australia, Ireland, Greece (most of Europe), New Zealand. I couldn’t just keep it down to one.

  • http://www.jarrodhaggard.blogspot.com Jarrod Haggard

    1. Homeless. (don’t really know of any other options with what I’m currently making:) )
    2. The Hallmark Channel.
    3. San Diego. (homeless on the beach would be so much better than homeless in Phoenix)
    4. Old greeters.
    4. The Blue Lagoon, Iceland (look it up)

  • http://www.jarrodhaggard.blogspot.com Jarrod Haggard

    I know San Diego isn’t 500 miles away, but, I get lost a lot, so I’m assuming extra miles for retraced steps.

  • KT

    1. A nutritionist.
    2. Ummm, channel 9 … KBTS or something like that.
    3. Albuquerque, NM ‘coz that’s where my best friend lives.
    4. Crazy parking lots …
    5. Ireland, Scotland and Sweden.

    For all those who mentioned Portland/Seattle … definitely need to visit. It’s a wonderful place, this Pacific Northwest. :o)

  • http://churchforge.blogspot.com Rick Anderson

    1. If I could do anything else for a living and make the $$ I make now I would be writing.

    2. If I could remove one TV channel from existence it would be the Weather Channel. My father-in-law is a WC nut, which in turn makes ME nuts.

    3. If I had to move more than 500 miles away, I’d move to Oregon because it’s the complete opposite of New Mexico. I love it here, but if I had to move, I’d make it different.

    4. When I think of Wal-Mart I think of one open register, screaming kiddos and rude fat people in my way.

    5. The one place on earth I’d like to visit before I die is England.

  • http://taftastic.wordpress.com Lee

    1. A writer
    2. Fox News
    3. Oregon, because Don Miller makes it sound like the most bad ass place on earth.
    4. When I think of Wal-Mart, I think of little spandex on big people.
    5. Machu Pichu

  • http://mylifeinscribbles.com aaron

    i’m changing my answer for #2 to fox news…

  • http://kimberlywood@wordpress.com Kimberly Wood

    1. Sleeping, my dream job. No pun intended.
    2. ESPN. I would not have to compete with the Broncos.
    3. Hawaii, beautiful weather.
    4. Wow, I wish Target were closer.
    5. Italy

  • Bill B

    1. Working at a YMCA or some community center.

    2. TBN

    3. Orlando, FL because I don’t like winter and I like amusement parks.

    4. wishing I was shopping at Target instead.

    5. Italy. I am of Scottish and English ancestry and my wife is of Italian ancestry. IMO Italy would be more fun.

  • http://www.violinmedsquid.blogspot.com Sara S

    1. Day Care provider for infants. It beats being a nurse aide to old people.

    2. I don’t watch TV regularly so I really can’t say.

    3. San Antonio because my brother lives there.

    4. Creepy people. Time of day doesn’t matter.

    5. Europe (Italy and Ireland).

  • Katie

    1. If I could do anything else for a living and make the $$ I make now I would be actually, I’d probably choose what I’m doing, but if I had to change…I’d be a town manager or something…

    2. If I could remove one tv channel from existence it would be FoxNews

    3. If I had to move more than 500 miles away, I’d move to some place totally different like Spain because it’d be awesome

    4. When I think of Wal-Mart I think of a big box…

    5. The one place on earth I’d like to visit before I die is one place…how do I narrow it down…usually depends on my mood, right now I’m osillating between Egypt or New Zealand…but there are so many other places

  • http://tsholo.wordpress.com tsholo

    1. singing…it’s ok to laugh…it was meant as a joke…partly…not really…[awkward!]
    2. actionx [south african tv, it’s all action movies all the time…i’m a girl…sorry]
    3. brazil, the only thing i learned in 7th grade social studies class was that they don’t get winter in brazil and i’ve been obsessed with the place ever since
    4. playing sword fights with those gift wrapper roll things and playing football with toilet paper rolls…and getting kicked out (good times)
    5. ireland, because I watched “PS I Love You”…and I’m a girl

  • Zac

    1. If I could do anything else for a living and make the $$ I make now I would be… playing guitar with my band.

    2. If I could remove one tv channel from existence it would be… FOX News. People that crazy should not be given a network to fool millions of naive people into being crazy like them.

    3. If I had to move more than 500 miles away, I’d move to… England, or Oregon because both places seem more environmentally friendly and both seem to respect bicycling as a mode of transportation.

    4. When I think of Wal-Mart I think of… Evil corporation. Sweatshops in China. Slave Labor. Local business’ getting shut down. There is a high cost to those Low prices. I haven’t been in one in nearly 4 years.

    5. The one place on earth I’d like to visit before I die is… Ireland.

  • Kevin

    I would like to change the place I would like to live from Colorado to LaLa Land, it seems that is where all of these Fox News Haters live, it really sounds like a nice place.

  • http://www.scottgeorgesweenus.com than

    LaLa land is great. Olberman is our prime minister.

  • http://www.kennedyconnection.net Dusty

    1. Movie Critic or Actor (or anything in a creative role).
    2. Lifetime. Surely, we can all agree that channel is just taking up space and killing the brain cells of many women.
    3. Some place that was 75 to 80 degrees year round. That’s reason enough for me.
    4. Crowded aisles. And pistol whipping. Because I would rather receive one than have to go there on a Saturday.
    5. Greece.

  • http://www.bitesizecakes.com Emily

    1. Pastry Chef or event planner, although I would love to make more than I make now, because I’m an at home mom now, so I make nothing
    2. Animal Planet
    3. DC, where most of my family lives, and its closer to everyone else
    4. My first apartment in Rochester, NY
    5. Paris

  • http://www.janetober.com janet

    1. If I could do anything else for a living and make the $$ I make now I would be … a speaker/writer.

    2. If I could remove one tv channel from existence it would be … don’t watch TV (too many blogs to read)

    3. If I had to move more than 500 miles away, I’d move to … North Padre Island, Tx because … it’s warm year round and we own land there.

    4. When I think of Wal-Mart I think of … one man’s dream coming true, but now going too far with demanding cheap prices from suppliers.

    5. The one place on earth I’d like to visit before I die is … Australia (should say Norway, cuz that’s where my husband wants to go, but I’m not as good a wife as Bryan is a husband)

  • http://tothetuneoftim.blogspot.com/ Tim McGeary

    1. If I could do anything else for a living and make the $$ I make now I would be … movie/film music composer.

    2. If I could remove one tv channel from existence it would be … ALL of the 24-hour less-news, more-opinion channels. C’mon, I can make up my own mind, people.

    3. If I had to move more than 500 miles away, I’d move to … North Carolina because I want to move there someday – I think.

    4. When I think of Wal-Mart I think of … Target.

    5. The one place on earth I’d like to visit before I die is … Augusta National Golf Club.

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