as always, these are actual photos taken from my actual phone.
the corn is real, the horses are real, and even the Amish folks are real.
Welcome to Intercourse…
Unmarried Amish dude in a uncovered buggy.
Note the car battery in back just in case the horse dies.
Amish folks like to shun footwear whenever possible.
I actually watched these women cross the street in their shoes…
and then take them off as soon as they got in the field.
Where I come from, this is not normal.
Amish guys like to play golf now and again, and most of them suck.
Did I sneak onto this guy’s hole to grab a picture of him?
Nope. He shanked one onto our hole and it almost hit me.
Like I said, most of them suck.
Amish version of a tractor trailer truck.
Amish version of a Realtor.
This guy is selling homemade brooms on the side of a busy road.
If you don’t like where your life is at right now, just remember…
at least you’re not selling homemade brooms on the side of a busy road.
Okay, now it’s your turn…
Here’s Erica, Me, and a pack of candy cigarettes.
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“can we stop for Funions on the way home?”
Erica (left) holding in a laugh at Bryan’s sad James Dean impersonation.
“How many times have I told you ‘ladies first’ Bryan?” Just kidding Erica..love you! Great post Bryan. I’ll never forget when I was dating Daniel and the Amish were incredibly fascinating to me…until I saw an Amish girl in her buggy talking on her cell phone..she ruined it for me.
“Does that taste how a suppository is supposed to taste?”
Erica: “You got this whole James Dean/Pee Wee Herman thing going on today. You’re not going to the movies later today are you?”
“Fine…how high ARE you?”
Also, no way they’re gonna get $255K for a house without electricity, silly Amish realtor.
Is there an Amish hell? Because I’m pretty sure your Amish neighbors are making reservations for you now if there is.
that golfer is on par (pun intended) with my skills, and I won’t speak about Tyler Stanton’s golf skills, but let’s just say that we would fit in right at home with that dude.
My wife makes that same face, it says, “I wish I wasn’t as amused as I actually am.”
peace | dewde
Forget the caption – those are words to live by my friend -
“If you don’t like where your life is at right now, just remember…
at least you’re not selling homemade brooms on the side of a busy road.”
It’s almost Scripture. : )
how are candy cigarettes produced? i dont mean how are they made, i mean how did someone think it was a good idea to warm children up to cigarettes.
“I love this guy, but I can’t figure out why.”