Some friends of mine from the Burnside Writers Collective have started up a new website called lolpastors. (and if I need to explain to you what lolpastors is, then chances are you won’t find it funny anyway, so don’t worry about it.)

They have a bunch of great ones posted already, and they’re accepting submissions if you have any inspired ideas. Go check it out if you have a few minutes to kill.

Here was the submission I sent them earlier today: