I recently realized I was born to be in advertising.
It’s only a matter of time before every major ad firm is begging me to join their staff, but until then here’s another stroke of genius for your cerebellum, free of charge.
(if you can’t see the video in your feed reader, click here)
If you’re an ad agency and you want some of this, it’s bryanallain-at-gmail.com.
If you’re a company with a product to sell, ditto.
I’m changing the game…we are all witnesses.
(to see previous ads I’ve done, click here…to see future ads, build a time machine.)











That’s Epic Bryan. haha
Or you could just drink more water
Wow. Must make a mental note to email you if I ever need a personal spokesperson. Or not.
“…as a mountain cloud.” Glorious.
This goes up on the list right next to Austin Powers grunting “who does #2 work for?!”
This is by far the best so far! Keep em rolling.
Okay, this is pretty funny. I briefly thought about forwarding a link to my 15-yr-old son who is reluctantly working on his homeschool stuff upstairs, but then realized the self-defeating nature of THAT action. He would be lost for the rest of the afternoon, shanghaied by your site.
Did you just use the word “sideways” to describe a bowel movement?
Maybe you should do some research on home improvement products