Like most of you, I usually look at my car’s phone charger with disappointment. Sure, you keep my phone alive, but will you keep ME alive should this vehicle become submerged in a lake, river, creek, pond, run, stream, ocean, or other body of water? The answer has always been a sheepish “no.” But friends, I just discovered that THIS exists. You’d think it would be $79.99, but no, it’s 10x cheaper than that. And it comes with much-needed instructions to help you navigate its complicated usage. What a time to be alive.