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Posted on November 15, 2016 by Bryan

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RIHANNA: The holes in these pants still aren’t big enough. PUMA EXEC: Still!?! This is our 17th iteration. Any bigger and the pants will literally be split into two pieces that you’d have to connect with suspenders. RIHANNA: Yes.

Like an idiot, I just ordered “fried rectangular potato prisms” in the McDonald’s drive thru because I knew it would crack my son up. It did. #dadlife #thisis40 #maturitywins

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