5 Random Things

Literally, the first 5 things at the top of my brain…

1. You can get my humor book, Actually Clams Are Miserable, for free on Kindle this week!

And if you’re looking for something fun to add to your Father’s Day gift, pick up a paperback copy for less than $9.

2. Excited about Pacers-Heat Game 7 tonight! To me it’s a win-win. I’m pulling for Indiana, but if the Heat win it sets up a fantastic Finals matchup against the Spurs. (Oh, and go Bruins!)

3. New Weekly Schnoz coming later this week! Ask a question in the comments and you might make it into the Reader Mail portion, which I’m sure is a bucket list item for most of you.

4. GIF of the week: Dude eating cotton candy in reverse (h/t: Deadspin)

5. Sorry I haven’t been posting much lately! There is a reason for it, and I’ll share that in the coming weeks.