Caption Please: Catalyst Emcee Edition

Forgot to put this pic in my Catalyst recap last week, but it probably deserved its own post anyway.

That’s Tyler on the left and Tripp on the right. Please, someone, for the love of all that is good and true, tell us what’s going on here.

Caption Please!

  • Wes Molebash

    Tyler: When I drive, I keep my hands at 9 and 3. Always. 10 and 2 is old news. 9 and 3 is here to stay.

    Tripp: Not me. I keep one hand on the wheel; no more, no less. That frees up my left hand for holding beverages and making rude gestures.

  • Lazarus

    I don’t know what they are saying, but the facial expressions are funnier than whatever their weird, ghost-coffee-holding hands are doing.

    Is Tripp sitting on a unrinal?

  • ClintM

    Tripp: “And when he had a firm grip the doctor told me to turn my head and cough”
    Tyler: “Hmm, my doctor actually used both hands, should I be concerned?”

  • Bryan Logan

    They always bring a cow out at Catalyst to surprise people. But I’ll teach you how to properly milk it so the jokes on them. Trust me, they do that every year.

  • Tor Constantino, MBA

    Tyler: You sure about this???
    Tripp: For the love of God – you miming a St. Pauli girl will kill!!! So quite whining and work those imaginary beer steins while I go get your dress.

  • Evan Forester

    I knew we should have had coffee written into our contract. Pretending to drink it just isn’t the same…

  • Lisa

    Tyler: “I like to have two cans of imaginary Coke Zero”

    Tripp “Oh, I just have one right now.”