What’s Your Number?

by Bryan on June 28, 2012 in Readers with 22 Comments

Time for another installment of this numerical version of reader questions.

Each question has a number for an answer. Feel free to expound as much or as little as you like in the comments.

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The number of pets in your house right now

x (multiplied by)

The average number of times you hit the snooze button when your alarm is set

- (minus)

The number of tattoos you’ll probably have 10 years from now

= Your answer.

Do the math. What’s Your Number?

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  • http://jonstolpe.com Jon Stolpe

    2 x 0 – 0 = 0 Today, I’m a zero.

  • Bryan

    1 (fish) x 1 (its either 0 or 1 snoozes) – 0 tattoos = 1

  • http://www.chadgibbs.com Chad Gibbs

    2 Dogs x 0 Snoozers – 0 Tattoos. Another Zero

  • http://joannamuses.com Joanna

    no pets in the house right now, hit the snooze button at least once, may acquire a tattoo at some point
    so….0×1-?=???

  • http://dajwhite.wordpress.com Dan

    1 (cat) x 0 (snoozes) – 0 (tats in my future) = 0.

  • http://randomlychad.com ChadJ

    Number of pets I have now: 2

    Number of times I hit the snooze button: 1

    Number of tattoos I’ll have in 10 years: 0

    So, 2 x 1 – 0 = 2

  • Howard

    2 pets X 6 times hitting snooze(I know, I know, sounds crazy, but it’s true.) – 1 tattoo= 11.

  • JL

    2(cats) x 1(very rarely hit the snooze haha) – 4 (tattoos) = -2 is my number! :)

  • http://www.jessiwhitt.wordpress.com Jessi Whitt

    2 (a golden retriever and a savannah cat) X 1 – 0 = 2

  • http://nateaton.com Nate Eaton

    0 pets x 1 snooze – 1 tattoo (Wedding ring) = -1 for me.

  • http://jenniferluitwieler.com Jennifer

    I think this makes me an outlier…we just had kitties. 7×3-1=20. That number is stupid high.

    • http://www.zahndrew.com Andrew Z

      Looks like you win!

  • http://matttimms.wordpress.com Matt Timms

    0×0-0=0 Zeroes across the board.

  • Bill B

    2 x 1 = 2 – zero = 2

    2 bunnies, spayed bunnies.

  • http://deuceology.wordpress.com LarryTheDeuce

    0 x 0circa – 0 = 0

  • http://www.jonstallings.com Jon S.

    1 x 2 – .5 = 1.5

  • http://missionallendale.wordpress.com/ Joey Espinosa

    0 (not counting my crazy 5 year old) x 5 (or more? sad, I know) -1 (just the one I have now) = -1

  • http://thomasemason.net Thomas Mason

    2 (dog and fish) x 0 – 0 = 0

  • http://www.thedailywalk.net adam

    3 x 0 – 0 = 0

  • http://gplus.to/mystree Tsholo

    0 x 3 – 10 = -10.

    Yes, I want 10 tattoos.

  • Sarah

    I’m protesting this “What’s Your Number” on the basis of my four-month old doesn’t have a snooze button. And I miss my snooze button. (But I love my four-month old!)

  • Melinda

    my kind of math! 0 (still missing our sweet cockatiel) x 3-0=0

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