The following is a pretend conversation I had recently with a guy I was pumping gas next to.
Bryan: Your jeans are really dirty.
Guy Pumping Gas: Excuse me?
B: Your jeans, they’re filthy.
GPG: So what’s your point?
B: I don’t know, I guess I would never go out in filthy jeans.
GPG: Have you ever had the crap beaten out of you by a man in filthy jeans?
GPG: Didn’t think so. So what were you saying about my jeans again?
B: They’re filthy.