Pretend Conversations

The following is a pretend conversation I had recently with a guy I was pumping gas next to.

Bryan: Your jeans are really dirty.

Guy Pumping Gas: Excuse me?

B: Your jeans, they’re filthy.

GPG: So what’s your point?

B: I don’t know, I guess I would never go out in filthy jeans.

GPG: Have you ever had the crap beaten out of you by a man in filthy jeans?

B: No.

GPG: Interested?

B: No.

GPG: Didn’t think so. So what were you saying about my jeans again?

B: They’re filthy.