One of my favorite props in television history is George Costanza’s wallet. Remember this?
JERRY: Your back hurts because of your wallet. It’s huge.
GEORGE: This isn’t just my wallet. It’s an organizer, a memory and an old friend.
JERRY: Well, your friend is morbidly obese.
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JERRY: But look at this thing. It’s-it’s huge. You got more cow here than here.
GEORGE: I need everything in there.
JERRY: Irish money?
GEORGE: I might go there.
JERRY: Show this card at any participating Orlando-area Exxon station…to get your free ‘Save the Tiger’ poster.
GEORGE: Gimme that.
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So, I pose this question to you. What’s the dumbest thing in your wallet/purse/manbag/pockets?
Seriously. Stop what you’re doing and check right now. (after the jump, a picture of mine)
Um…yeah. Can’t believe I wasted an ounce of energy carrying this thing around for the past 3 years.
What about you? What’s the dumbest, most random thing you carry around?