I recently realized I was born to be in advertising. Not sure why it took me this long to see it, but it’s only a matter of time before every major ad firm is begging me to join their staff and every major company is on my doorstep asking me to hock their wares.
I’m sure I could make some calls and get hired by an ad agency in 10.5 seconds, but that’s not how I roll. I’d rather do my thing and let them come to me.
Please don’t be alarmed by the sheer genius and awe-inducing power of what you’re about to see. And please don’t try to donate money to me for sharing these…I’ll be dropping these on you pro bono every week until I get hired to do this full time. It shouldn’t take long…
If you’re an ad agency and you want some of this, it’s bryanallain-at-gmail.com.
If you’re a company with a product to sell, ditto.
I’m changing the game…we are all witnesses.
i have no doubt that we will be seeing one of your commercials in the Super Bowl next year.
It’s highly likely.
i am in awe of Clorox brilliance
thank you jimmy. it takes a sharp mind to recognize greatness, so you must be sharper than most.
I feel so dirty.
I’m not totally sure what clorox is, but I am totally sure I want some.
(Feel free to use my ringing endorsement in any pitch you make to the ad agencies – its a freebie from me to you!)
Andy Samberg…I always tell Daniel you remind me so much of him when we watch Saturday Night Live, or the movie Hot Rod we just watched recently. Great clip..I’d hire you in a second.
Andy Samberg is furious right now.
Furious because he cannot sell things like I can.
You said Buttox.LOL
too bad advertising is evil!
how dare you speak of my destiny in such moralistic terms? as long as I’m not physically ripping the money out of your hands, it’s all good.
The first rule of advertising is “Know your Audience”. You nailed that one.
That was hilarious and I am off to buy some clorox wipes right now.
hahaha! that was completely ridiculous. more please.
that last line? i teared up laughing.
What did we use to fill our time before technology? This is definitely your calling.