The Goatee Saver

Sam, Chad, and Jake: Say hello to your pastor’s appreciation gift for 2009.

“Your Goattee is much more than just facial hair”
… You see, that’s your first problem, right there.

Well, that, and the fact that there’s a mouthpiece.

I’m not a goatee guy, but those of you who are, is this useful or a waste of an Andrew Jackson?