Things Bryan Does



Need a great emcee for your next event? With years of experience as a host and as a stand-up comic, Bryan delivers the goods like a boss, whatever that means.


Bryan has written 4 books, and believe it or not each of them is a different length! Crazy, right? See for yourself.


Bryan loves getting in front of people to say things that may or may not be funny. Sometimes it goes really well. Sometimes it does not.


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Latest Blog Posts

April 21, 2014 SC011 – Cliff Young on Caedmon’s Call, etc. April 17, 2014 Welcome to the all new BryanAllain.com! April 14, 2014 SC010 – Andrew Osenga on Music, Art, LOST, etc.

What the NSA is Hearing

Bryan was an awesome host and emcee for my book launch event; he had us laughing all night. I’d totally recommend him for any event where you want people to have a good time.

Bryan has hosted numerous events for us over the years and he always does a great job keeping things fun, focused, and fast-paced. Having him at your event is a total no-brainer.


Here on my death bed I am sure of three things; the world will not end in 2012, someday there will be a very funny person named Bryan Allain, and this french hat will never go out of style.

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How do you like them apples?


The SchnozCast

Conversation so trivial, it’s actually kind of important.

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2014 Episodes
011: Cliff Young on Caedmon’s Call, etc. (April 21, 2014)
010: Andy Osenga on Making Music, LOST, etc. (April 14, 2014)
009: Chad Gibbs on the Masters and Premier League, etc. (April 10, 2014)
008: Crist and Eggerichs on Dating, etc. (April 7, 2014)
007: Tyler Stanton on an Extended Trivial Stock Report (March 31, 2014)
006: Scott McClellan on TV, etc. (March 25, 2014)
005: Joy Eggerichs on Social, Selfies, etc. (March 18, 2014)
004: Tyler Stanton on an Extended Trivial Stock Report (March 11, 2014)
003: John Crist on Comedy, etc. (March 4, 2014)
002: Scott McClellan on Conferences, etc. (February 25, 2014)
001: Shawn Smucker on Social Media, etc. (February 18, 2014)