From Actually, Clams Are Miserable
For more cliché deconstruction, pick up your own copy of the book that’s been called “laugh out loud funny” (one of my good reviews) and “like reading the rantings of a 5-year old” (one of my not-so-good reviews).
Your bathroom desperately needs this book.
Available at Amazon in paperback ($9.23) and for Kindle ($4.99).
It’s been three weeks since the last edition of the Weekly Schnoz, but hey, I never said it was weekly.
But enough with the chit chat, let’s get to the news.
If you’ve got a question you’d like answered on The Weekly Schnoz, tweet us at @bryanallain with the hashtag #weeklyschnoz or leave it here in the comments.
from page 108 of Actually, Clams Are Miserable.
From Actually, Clams Are Miserable
For more cliché deconstruction, pick up your own copy of the book that’s been called “laugh out loud funny” (one of my good reviews) and “like reading the rantings of a 5-year old” (one of my not-so-good reviews).
Your bathroom desperately needs this book.
Available at Amazon in paperback ($9.23) and for Kindle ($4.99).
From Actually, Clams Are Miserable
For more cliché deconstruction, pick up your own copy of the book that’s been called “laugh out loud funny” (one of my good reviews) and “like reading the rantings of a 5-year old” (one of my not-so-good reviews).
Your bathroom desperately needs this book.
Available at Amazon in paperback ($9.23) and for Kindle ($4.99).
From Actually, Clams Are Miserable
For more cliché deconstruction, pick up your own copy of the book that’s been called “laugh out loud funny” (one of my good reviews) and “like reading the rantings of a 5-year old” (one of my not-so-good reviews).
Your bathroom desperately needs this book.
Available at Amazon in paperback ($9.23) and for Kindle ($4.99).
My buddy Ken Coleman has been killing it on his new drive time radio show in Atlanta.
The show streams live at KenColemanShow.com from 5p-7p EST every weekday, and I’ve had a blast appearing on the show a few times since it launched last month.
Here was a segment we did the week before the Super Bowl. I shot him 4 Super Bowl trivia questions, and for every answer he got wrong he had to divulge some personal information about himself and his sports watching habits.
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See if you can beat Ken, and let us know in the comments how many you got right!
Time for a Super Bowl XLVII edition of quotes that have never been uttered.
1. I’m surprised CBS didn’t show Ray Lewis being introduced.
2. Wouldn’t this be a better product if the offensive lineman had to play shirtless?
3. This game starts way too early in the day.
4. Forget the commercials, I only watch for the 10-second local news cut-ins.
Like you, I try to be a compassionate guy…I really do. But if I’m honest, there are just some things I cannot muster even an ounce of care about.
Yup, it’s time for another edition of…
1. The latest SportsNation poll on ESPN.
2. What type of hops you use to make your beer.
3. Whether Beyoncé sang the National Anthem outside on Monday or in a studio last Thursday.
4. Your latest political rant on Facebook.
5. The dew point.
Time for another edition of quotes that have never been uttered.
1. I wish Facebook would change one thing every day and not tell us what it is.
2. Despite not being a doctor, I’d really like more information about this crotch rash you speak of.
3. In my opinion, foreplay isn’t great unless hot gravel and wool mittens are involved.
4. Instead of rings, the bride and groom have decided to exchange high fives and unopened packs of baseball cards as a token of their love today.
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