Writing

An Interview With Author Will Leitch

1 Comment 26 February 2010

About a year ago I had the opportunity to interview author Will Leitch, writer for New York Magazine, creator of the uber-popular sports blog Deadspin.com, and author of God Save the Fan.

Will, who has a new book coming out in May called Are We Winning, opened up about faith, Michael W. Smith, and being a humor writer for a sometimes crude sports blog.

I hope to interview him when his new book releases (and not just because 1 of the 17 brief anecdotes that lead each chapter is written by me), but in the meantime I thought some of you would enjoy this  interview from last year.

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BA: Will, you mentioned once in a Deadspin column that you had spent the first 17 years of your life as a “rather devoted churchgoer”. Did your family attend the same church throughout your youth? what type of church(es) did you grow up in?

WL: When I was very young, the Leitches went to the First Baptist Church of Mattoon, out of obligation and without much passion. I used to sit in the back of the church with my grandfather, where he taught me the “Who’s On First?” routine and he showed off his supercool electric pen. I was about 10 when he died, and we stopped going. I was baptized there, but, again, without much passion. I did, however, read “The Book For Children” — remember “The Book?” — which was smart enough to tell the whole Bible as series of adventure stories. This has helped me ace religion questions on Jeopardy! to this day.

It wasn’t until I was 13 that I started going regularly, on my own, without my family. The neighbors down the road went to Broadway Christian Church, a pseudo mega-church before our suburban landscape was riddled with them. Lori Nottemeyer, our neighbor and friend, would pick me up and drive me to church every Sunday morning and Wednesday night, and I became rather devoted to it.

It served, initially, as a social bridge; I only hung out with the boring smart kids at school at was eager to meet new people. But I caught onto it because it was really fun: We had an outstanding youth minister named Ken Rutledge with whom you could talk sports (sadly, he was a Cub fan; in this matter, I was never going to be converted), music and, sometimes vigorously, politics. Even then, at 13, I didn’t understand some of the church’s rules — I couldn’t quite figure out why the sermon sometimes condemned my gay uncle in Philadelphia, who was a really great guy — but I was very serious about my studies. After a few summer sessions at Lincoln Christian College, I decided I wanted to be a youth minister. I saw a guy there, a young guy, who spoke to us with humor. It didn’t seem uncool to be Christian. I thought that was something I could do. I liked getting in front of people, and I felt like I would have something extremely important to say.

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Miscellaneous, Writing

Odds, Ends, and Everything Else

12 Comments 15 February 2010

Happy President’s Day! Are you working or do you have off?

I’m not working today, and thought it was about time for a little bit of a brain dump of what’s going on in my world…

Here’s 10 things…

1. I’m keeping people updated on my writing endeavors at my Facebook Fan Page. Just posted some book news there the other day, so check it out & become a fan.

2. For the past 3 years Erica and I have celebrated Valentine’s Day a little 2-night retreat in Rehoboth Beach, DE over President’s Day weekend. This year we’ve pushed it back a few weeks, but can’t wait to get away with her. Doing things like that is a MUST for married couples. No matter how hard it is to get away, you have to make it happen.

3. Excited to be sharing at my friend Shawn’s Writing Workshop tomorrow night on the art and science of blogging. I’ll be talking about how to make your blog uniquely yours, how to find readers, and how to keep readers.

4. Had a great time speaking at Freedom Life yesterday on Matthew 5:4, “Blessed are those who mourn, for they will be comforted.” God’s path to comfort and hope isn’t the one we want to take, but it’s the right one. (here’s the link)

5. Bringing in the uber-talented Andy Osenga to play a small show in Gap, PA on March 21st. We’ve only got room for about 100 people, so if you’d like to come out shoot me an email (bryanallain-gmail) for more info or check out the Facebook event.

6. 36″ of snow in the past week & there’s a few more inches in the forecast tonight. No Mas!

7. Currently reading: “Hear No Evil” by Matthew Paul Turner, “The Year of Living Biblically” by A.J. Jacobs, and “The Book of Basketball” by Bill Simmons.

8. Glynn Young posted an article at The Christian Manifesto on Friday that said some nice things about me and a few of my blogging friends. You can read the article here. Thanks Glynn!

9. If you’ve been on the fence about getting a copy of my 2009 Blog Yearbook, LuLu has a great deal going today. Type in coupon code “WASHINGTON” at checkout and get 15% off. Click here to order.

10. After polling people on Twitter (follow me @bryanallain), I’ve decided to ditch H&R Block this year and use TurboTax online. Let’s hope it works out well.

LOST Episode 3 recap coming tomorrow and more Jack  Bauer goodness coming Wednesday…stay tuned!

Humor, Writing

The Valentine’s Day Massacre of ‘82

7 Comments 12 February 2010

With Valentine’s Day happening this weekend, I thought this might be a good time to share another excerpt from the memoir I’m working on.

Here you go…

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I’m not gonna lie, I had a fair amount of success with the ladies in my grade school days. Being a short, funny, well-mannered kid meant many of the girls I crushed on developed a crush for me too.

Unfortunately for them our relationships never consisted of anything more than an occasional “hi” and some feeble attempts at a flirty smile. There was no kissing, no hand holding, and to be honest, no real conversations either. Just the unspoken knowledge that we liked each other floating around in the air like a stale fart.

(For more information on this, Google “Worst Grade School Boyfriend Ever” and click on my name. It will be the first search result.)

There was only one time that I remember putting myself out there for a girl, a day I like to refer to as the Valentine’s Day Massacre of ‘82.

Her name was Tisha, and of all the girls in my kindergarten class, she was far and away the prettiest. I hadn’t told her to her face I liked her, but I was pretty sure she knew because I had told Scott who told Susan who mentioned it to Olivia who said she told Tisha.

Letting someone know that you liked them in grade school often looked like a game of telephone, you just had to hope your message of “Bryan said that he likes Tisha” didn’t get mangled into “Bryan’s head fatty bike tissue” by the time it got to its intended recipient.

Not sure that I could trust the kindergarten communication network, I decided to take matters into my own hands as I was writing out my classmate’s Valentine’s Day cards. My brilliant idea was to write a slightly different signature on Tisha’s card, thinking no one else would find out I was giving her special treatment.

Everyone in the class got a card that read “Happy Valentine’s Day, from Bryan”, except for Tisha.

Her card read “Happy Valentine’s Day, love Bryan”.

Yeah that’s right, I went L-word in kindergarten.

Of course, the whole thing backfired on me like an old Mazda. She showed her card to everyone, and by nap time the entire class was heckling me because I ‘loved’ a girl. One kid was right in my face telling me how gross I was.

I should have punched him right in his baby teeth, but that wasn’t how I rolled.

As Tisha could have told you, I was a lover, not a fighter.

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What about You: Any good (or bad) Valentine’s Day stories to share?

Let us hear ‘em.

Humor, Writing

The 2009 Blog Yearbook is Live!

11 Comments 13 January 2010

I’m excited to announce the Official launching of my first e-book, The BryanAllain.com 2009 Blog Yearbook!

It’s got 25 of my favorite posts from last year, assorted ramblings from throughout the last 12 months, and 3 book excerpts from the memoir I’m working on.

Wondering why you should download it?

Here’s 5 reasons:

5. You can print it out and leave it in your favorite bathroom.

4. It’s got 2 guest posts I wrote up for Tyler’s blog that you might have never read.

3. There’s new heroes from unlikely places, new cliches, and new ways to lose a guy in 10 days, and new things that might be the antichrist.

2. 2 of the 3 excerpts from the book I’m working on have never been seen anywhere else before. It’s like getting to peek into King Tut’s tomb, without the overwhelming scent of embalming fluid.

1. Because you like me.

and don’t just take my word for it, here’s what two of the few people who have seen the Yearbook have to say about it:

“He calls it his 2009 Yearbook, but I call it “20 pages of unbridled hilarity”. - funnyman Tyler Stanton

I’m super pumped that I won an advance copy! I’m at work, but I had to sneak a peek. I just read the new book excerpt, “Bad Boys Bring It”, and loved it.” - reader Mary P

Remember, this eBook will only be a free download until the end of the month, so make sure you grab it now. Once February rolls around it will cost you $2.99.

You can order the free e-Book by clicking the “Add to Cart” button below. (or by visiting the 2009 Blog Yearbook page that will always be linked at the top of the site.)

Tell all your friends, shout it from the rooftops, and link to it on your blogs, twitters, and bookfaces. Only 19 days and counting to get yours for free. Hope you enjoy it!

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Bryan Allain is a writer, speaker, and pretend hitchhiker living in Lancaster County, PA with his wife Erica and their two kids, Kylie and Parker.
He'll make you laugh or your money back.
You can reach him at bryanallain(at)gmail.com

   


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