We’re almost two months into this advertising experiment, and here’s what we’ve learned.

1. I am an amazing salesman.

2. I am an amazing video editor.

3. My lack of humility is rivaled only by my lack of self-awareness.

In case you’re new to this, I’ve been creating these mind-blowing advertising spots for random products. I fully expect this to land me a job in advertising or at least a JD Power award for being dope.

So far, I’ve heard nothing, but the lack of response from the advertising industry has not discouraged me in the slightest. In fact, it confirms that they’re still trying to figure out what to do with someone like me. Should all the marketing firms start a bidding war for my services, or should they conglomerate their companies into one giant nation and declare me their king.

I should hear something soon…until then, here’s another ad to blow your mind.

(if you can’t see the video in your feed reader, click here)

(to see the 6 previous ads I’ve done, click here…to see future ads, build a time machine McFly.)

and if you have ideas for products I should try to sell in the future, let me know in the comments.