As for shampoo, well, I switch around, because dandruff shampoos lose their efficacy for me over time, so it behooves me to swap formulations. If I have brand loyalty in soap, it’s only because I buy in bulk at Sam’s Club.

that being said, no product loyalty, especially to deodorant, is insane.

1. It’s probably 2-4, mostly Saturdays as you posit.

2. I don’t shave. I trim. I trim with an electric razor because precision is easier when you don’t have to deal with shave foam.

3&4. I have no loyalties. That would require me to remember something I consider minutiae.

5. Shampoo first. I don’t get my head wet first, either; I let my leg test the water temp from outside the shower, then jump in and move towards the shower head. But I start with the shampoo because I go through two cycles of that. So it’s shampoo, then lather up real good, then rinse, then another shampoo session. If I was feeling especially nasty before I got in the shower, I lather up a second time.

Also: Crap. I really have to do this on my blog? Maybe Thursday, then.

Stupid “How I Roll.” If you’re not careful, I’m gonna do a “How I Roll: Toilet Edition” and tag you, Bryan.