Miscellaneous

bizarro friday night

No Comments 06 May 2006

what’s wrong with this picture. i’m doing the dishes, cleaning up the mess that a bunch of girls left in my kitchen. meanwhile, they’re downstairs watching a movie. huh? i might as well put on an apron and some pear-scented deodorant.

in a related story, i ran out of deodorant 3 days ago and have been using erica’s pear-scented Secret ever since. The only upside was that every time i streched my arms i was reminded of my lovely wife.

well, i better get these dishes done so i can get to bed. hopefully the girls aren’t too loud and let me sleep. i gotta get up with the kids in the morning and then work outside all morning getting the new play area ready for the new swingset. then we have a wedding in the afternoon. should be a busy day.

peace in the jordan river…bryan

ps. happy bday mr jordan allain. 19 is the most random bday ever. hope you enjoyed the fonduey goodness of the melting pot.




Bryan Allain is a writer, speaker, and pretend hitchhiker living in Lancaster County, PA with his wife Erica and their two kids, Kylie and Parker.
He'll make you laugh or your money back.
You can reach him at bryanallain(at)gmail.com

   


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