Things Bryan Does



Need a great emcee for your next event? With years of experience as a host and as a stand-up comic, Bryan delivers the goods like a boss, whatever that means.


Bryan has written 4 books, and believe it or not each of them is a different length! Crazy, right? See for yourself.


Bryan loves getting in front of people to say things that may or may not be funny. Sometimes it goes really well. Sometimes it does not.


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Bryan has helped me write scripts and jokes over the years and he always comes through with great ideas. He is a well-oiled, joke machine. I’m being figurative, of course, but only about the ‘machine’ part. He really is oily…it’s kind of gross.


Bryan has hosted numerous events for us over the years and he always does a great job keeping things fun, focused, and fast-paced. Having him host or perform at your event is a total no-brainer.


Bryan was an awesome host and emcee for my book launch event; he had everyone there laughing all night. I’d totally recommend him for any event where you want people to have a good time.

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The SchnozCast

Conversation so trivial, it’s actually kind of important.

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2014 Episodes
026: Shawn Smucker on Writing Fiction (October 24, 2014)
025: Tyler Stanton Helps out with a Listener Q&A (September 12, 2014)
024: NFL 2014 Preview with Scott McClellan (September 4, 2014)
023: Jeff Goins on the The Art of Work, etc. (August 5, 2014)
022: Scott McClellan with Stock Up/Stock Down (July 17, 2014)
021: Travel Hacking FAQs and Credit Card Myths (July 9, 2014)
020: Gibbs and Stanton with Stock Up/Stock Down (July 3, 2014)
019: Knox McCoy on The Bachelor, etc. (June 10, 2014)
018: Jon Acuff on Self-Employment, etc. (June 3, 2014)
017: Ask the Schnoz, Volume II (May 27, 2014)
016: Tripp Crosby with Stock Up/ Stock Down (May 22, 2014)
015: John Crist rants with The Schnoz (May 15, 2014)
014: Shawn Smucker on the Amish, etc. (May 8, 2014)
013: Ask the Schnoz, Volume I (May 1, 2014)
012: NBA Playoffs w/ Scott McClellan, Joseph Craven, & Jordan Green (April 24, 2014)
011: Cliff Young on Caedmon’s Call, etc. (April 21, 2014)
010: Andy Osenga on Making Music, LOST, etc. (April 14, 2014)
009: Chad Gibbs on the Masters and Premier League, etc. (April 10, 2014)
008: Crist and Eggerichs on Dating, etc. (April 7, 2014)
007: Tyler Stanton on an Extended Trivial Stock Report (March 31, 2014)
006: Scott McClellan on TV, etc. (March 25, 2014)
005: Joy Eggerichs on Social, Selfies, etc. (March 18, 2014)
004: Tyler Stanton on an Extended Trivial Stock Report (March 11, 2014)
003: John Crist on Comedy, etc. (March 4, 2014)
002: Scott McClellan on Conferences, etc. (February 25, 2014)
001: Shawn Smucker on Social Media, etc. (February 18, 2014)